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Bathing in Banana Pudding: An Obese Middle-Ager’s Guide to Gluttony

Bathing in Banana Pudding: An Obese Middle-Agers’ Guide to Gluttony As someone who regularly dumps all food groups into the […]

Smart Ass Sass SeriesPosted on: December 4, 2023December 7, 2024

Please Don’t Make Me Poison You

Smart Ass Sass SeriesPosted on: June 5, 2022December 4, 2023

I’m Sorry, I Can’t Hear You Over the Little Voice in My Head Saying You’re Full of Crap

Smart Ass Sass SeriesPosted on: June 5, 2022June 5, 2022

I Want Buns of Steel But I Also Want Buns of Cinnamon

Smart Ass Sass SeriesPosted on: June 5, 2022June 5, 2022

My Knight in Shining Armor Turned Out to Be An Asshole in Aluminum Foil

Smart Ass Sass SeriesPosted on: June 5, 2022June 5, 2022

My Favorite Essential Oil is Chloroform

Smart Ass Sass SeriesPosted on: June 5, 2022June 5, 2022

If Killing Them With Kindness Doesn’t Work Try Poison

Smart Ass Sass SeriesPosted on: June 5, 2022June 5, 2022

A Good Mom Lets Ya Lick the Beaters. A Great Mom Turns Them Off First

Smart Ass Sass SeriesPosted on: June 5, 2022June 5, 2022

Good Morning, I See the Assassins Have Failed

Smart Ass Sass SeriesPosted on: June 5, 2022June 5, 2022

Relax, My Tattoos Don’t Like Your Either

Smart Ass Sass SeriesPosted on: June 5, 2022June 5, 2022